Right, so, I read this thing the other day, and my brain did a little… bzzt.
Apparently, some Italian AI startup called iGenius (which, let's be honest, sounds like a brand of overpriced headphones) is building a data centre.
Not just any data centre, mind you. Oh no. This one is costing a cool billion dollars.
A billion. That’s like, a thousand millionaires throwing their wallets at a wall. And what are they getting for all this cash? A really, really fast calculator.
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Now, I’m not exactly Sheldon Cooper, but I know a thing or two about computers. My toaster has a computer chip in it. It tells the bread when to stop being pale and start being golden brown.
But a billion-dollar computer?
That’s like using a Formula 1 car to pop down to the shops for a pint of milk. Utterly over the top.
According to the news, this data centre is going to be able to do “115 billion of billions” of calculations per second.
Now, I’ve tried to imagine what that looks like.
Is it like a million calculators all furiously tapping away at the same time?
Is there a tiny little abacus in there with a million tiny little beads clicking back and forth?
I don’t know. My brain just gives me a “buffer” message. It’s like trying to imagine infinity.
You just… can’t. It’s too much. It’s like trying to understand why anyone would put pineapple on pizza. It’s just wrong on so many levels.
They say this is a “supercomputer”. Which, let's be honest, every computer is super compared to an abacus. My phone is a supercomputer compared to a rock. But this one is apparently super-duper-uber-mega-super. Last year’s best supercomputers in Europe could only manage a measly “0.5 billion of billions” of calculations per second. Pathetic, right? Like trying to count grains of sand on the beach with your fingers. This new one is like having a sand-counting robot with a laser.
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And the reason for this insane speed? Apparently, it's all thanks to these new Nvidia “Blackwell” chips. These chips, we're told, are 35 times more powerful than their predecessors, but use 25 times less energy.
Which, if I understand correctly, means they’re like tiny little athletes who can run marathons without even breaking a sweat. My laptop gets hotter than a pizza oven just trying to load a cat video.
This whole thing reminds me of when I tried to explain the internet to my grandma. I told her it was like a giant library where you could find information about anything. She asked if they had books about knitting.
I said yes. She then asked if they had books about knitting for left-handed people. I said probably. She then asked if they had books about knitting for left-handed people with arthritis. At that point, I just gave up and told her it was magic. This data centre is kind of like that. It's so complex, it might as well be magic.
They’re putting about 80 of these fancy Nvidia servers in the data centre. Each server has 72 of these Blackwell chips. Do the math (if you dare!). That’s a lot of chips. It’s like a giant casino, but instead of chips for gambling, they’re chips for calculating. I bet there's even a little chip dealing blackjack in there somewhere.
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And get this: they’re building this computational colossus in southern Italy because there’s a surplus of renewable energy. Because, you know, running a billion-dollar computer probably uses about as much electricity as a small city. It’s like powering a lightbulb with a nuclear power plant. Technically possible, but a tad excessive.
iGenius says they’re building this thing to compete with other AI giants like OpenAI (the people behind ChatGPT) and DeepL (the translation wizards). But instead of just offering a service, iGenius wants to sell these AI models to companies so they can run them on their own equipment.
It’s like instead of buying a finished cake, they’re selling you the recipe, the oven, and a team of Michelin-star chefs to help you bake it.
So, there you have it. A billion-dollar computer that can do more calculations than you can shake a stick at. It’s faster, greener, and more complicated than anything I can comprehend.
But hey, at least my toaster is still doing a good job with the bread. And that, my friends, is something we can all understand.
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