You know what really gets people worked up these days? AI. And Christmas. And sugary drinks. So naturally, when Coca-Cola decided to combine all three, it went about as smoothly as trying to drink a shaken-up can of Coke while riding a unicycle.
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For nearly 30 years, Coca-Cola's "Holidays are Coming" advertisement has been the unofficial starting pistol for Christmas. You see those illuminated red trucks rolling through the snow, and suddenly you're overcome with an irresistible urge to deck the halls, max out your credit cards, and consume your body weight in fizzy drinks. It's tradition, people!
But in 2024, Coca-Cola decided to get "innovative." Because apparently, using real trucks and actual humans was just so... 2023. Instead, they went full robot overlord and created an AI-generated commercial. That's right – not a single human actor in sight. Just pixels dreamed up by computers that probably run on... Pepsi. (I'm kidding, AI overlords, please don't come for me.)
The irony here is absolutely delicious – and I'm not talking about the drink. This is a company that built its modern image around Santa Claus, possibly the most human symbol of Christmas cheer, and decided to replace humans with artificial intelligence. It's like having your grandmother's traditional Christmas pudding 3D-printed by a machine that learned the recipe by scanning Instagram photos.
Speaking of Santa, let's take a moment to appreciate Coca-Cola's history with the jolly old fellow. While they didn't invent him or his red suit (sorry to burst that bubble like a flat can of Coke), they did help shape the modern Santa we know and love. Back in 1930, they commissioned artists to paint him enjoying their beverage, essentially turning Saint Nicholas into history's most successful product influencer. #SponsoredContent, anyone?
But here's where it gets really interesting. Coca-Cola actually started as a morphine addiction cure created by a Confederate Colonel. Yes, you read that right. John Pemberton, bless his heart, went from making alcoholic nerve tonics to creating what would become the world's most famous soft drink. The original recipe included actual cocaine from coca leaves – talk about a holiday pick-me-up! Don't worry, they removed that particular "special ingredient" around 1903, much to the disappointment of party planners everywhere.
Now, in 2024, instead of cocaine, they're using AI, and people are about as happy about it as finding out their Christmas bonus is a digital coupon for sugar-free Coke. Social media erupted with comments calling the new ad "garbage," "ugly," and "too niche." One person said they felt like they were watching the death of art unfold before their eyes, which seems a tad dramatic. I mean, we survived the invention of the selfie stick – surely we can handle this?
The company's response was predictably corporate: they wanted to "adapt to today's times" and create "real magic." Because nothing says "real magic" quite like artificial intelligence, right? It's like saying you want to make your relationship more authentic by hiring a robot to write your anniversary cards.
Their EU chief marketing officer insisted they didn't start with AI in mind, which is about as convincing as saying you didn't mean to eat the entire Christmas chocolate box in one sitting. "We want to bring Holidays Are Coming into the present," they said. Because apparently, the present is a place where we don't need human beings to spread holiday cheer – we just need algorithms that understand the mathematical equation for joy.
The real kicker? This was supposedly an "efficient" way to save time and money. Yes, a multi-billion-dollar corporation decided to pinch pennies on their most beloved holiday advertisement. It's like Scrooge got a job in their marketing department and decided to replace Bob Cratchit with ChatGPT.
So here we are, watching AI-generated trucks deliver AI-generated Christmas cheer through AI-generated snow, while real humans sit at home wondering if their jobs will soon be replaced by digital elves. But hey, at least we can take comfort in knowing that some things never change – like the fact that excessive consumption of Coca-Cola still isn't great for your health, whether it's advertised by humans or robots.
And perhaps that's the real holiday message here: in a world of constant change and technological advancement, we can always count on sugar water to bring us together – even if we're all just gathering to complain about how much better things used to be.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to go write a strongly worded letter to Santa. Though at this rate, it'll probably be processed by an AI customer service bot wearing a digital red hat.
Coca-Cola's controversial decision to replace human actors with AI in its iconic Christmas commercial "Holidays are Coming." Technological progress and holiday traditions in the digital age.